We Have a Look at the Latest Xbox one bundle

The Xbox One Kinect is a marvellous thing. I’ve always wanted to take gaming matters into my own hands, like some sort of deranged geek vigilante.

“If I didn’t have to rely on these buttons so damn much” I frequently grumble, “I’d grab that monster and kick it in myself!”

 

Case in point, there’s a fat bloke in Pokemon (it doesn’t matter which version of Pokemon, there’s always a f*cking fat bloke) who stands in your way and stubbornly refuses to move until you have performed some task or the other. If some fat fool did that here in the real world, your average gamer would simply not stand for it. I’m not really that agressive, but I’ve only got so much patience for that sort of behaviour, y’know?

 

Perhaps that’s what makes a video game villain, maybe Team Rocket and that lot just got sick of fat people blocking their path? Perhaps they grew tired of the many, many road blocks in their path, rocks that turn out to be Geodudes, Bug Catchers and Snorlax after sodding Snorlax, maybe one day they just had enough. They love cats and, with the exception of Blowfeld, Dr. Evil and a plethora of other classic villains, cat lovers can’t be bad people, can they?

 

Anyway, the Kinect finally gives you the opportunity to use your own body as the controller. When you play a boxing sim, the right hook you’ll be using is your own and when you play running games, its your own legs that you flail about pathetically. Today, the Xbox one with kinect bundle can give you everything you need to get started in one cut price purchase.

 

Yes, you read that right, the Xbox one with kinect bundle represents the future of gaming. At last you can get stuck in like you’ve always wanted to. You can at last use your reflexes and natural instincts rather than relying on controllers and other peripherals. The Kinect is here to stay, the future is coming and yes, I know what you’re thinking, the holodeck can’t be far away!